-Olive recently broke, ate, smashed, destroyed my Armani glasses. This little mess cost me $275 to replace.
-Puppy pee…stepping in puppy pee, smelling puppy pee, cleaning puppy pee.
-Sully’s 5:55am wake up call. It’s more like a high-pitched constant whining sound. The only way to end this is to get ass out of bed and take him outside – this is especially annoying on Saturday mornings – much more manageable now that I’m never hungover.
-Every pillow or stuffed animal left unattended will be ripped to shreds. Picking up all of the stuffing off of the floor is a good work out.
-Beagle hound howling at 3am.
teeth marks on all wooden furniture. -Puppy
-Puppy teeth marks on Blackberry.
-Crotchless underwear that used to have a crotch and you don’t realize there’s a hole in there until you use the bathroom at work.
-Trails of toilet paper throughout the house
-Sullys need to attack every dog we walk by (and non-white people – it’s true – he’s racist)
I’m sure I will be adding more to this later…
The bottom line is that I can’t own anything nice. Isn’t this the same as with kids? I will stick with dogs if that’s the case.
Lastly, as much frustration and mess as they bring, it will never outweigh the joy and love they bring me.